Old lady shoes.

Ping pong tank, Anthropologie
Marissa Cotton Twill shorts, Loft
Lexi Elm sandals, Clarks
Gum Drop earrings, Kate Spade
Original Wayfarer sunnies, Ray Bans 

Hi.  My name is Mollie, and I am wearing old lady sandals.  

I know you are supposed to suffer for beauty, but my tootsies have suffered enough.  Years of gymnastics, dance and cheerleading caused some super cute juvenile bunions.  You might think my sandals look a bit orthopedic, but hell if I cared today while we walked all over the university campus.  I was banking on my traffic cone orange shorts to divert the fashion-conscious students' attention.